Friday, July 14, 2006

Cashley Cole, Stephen Dennis and the sun...

Dear Sirs,

Far be it from me to be a moral/academic judge, but I have reason to believe that the most 'intelligent' of the three of you has the claim of being the man that wrote the book based upon the SERVANT of princess Diana? A lady that was much loved but not of Royal blood. So your career highlight is writing the sooths of a helper who may or may not have been drunk at the time of death of a dodgily wealthy Arab and a rejected English tart?

Wow!! Not only am I humbled by your quest for truth, but I'm relieved that you scribe such hard hitting factual journalism! More than that, I'm much at ease that your clients, such as Mr Cole, believe you to be the pillar of society that you truly are; and not simply the 'I'm a celebrity/big brother/love island/girls aloud/poker face/millionaire/x factor/WAG/Johnny-come-lately/ get me out of HER' that the silly people who don't purchase your 'exclusive' version of events in the murdoch daily sun realise you are!!!!

So Cashley Cole wants to go? For 16 million?! Its a good job you told us those two bits of classified info or we'd have never known!

If Arsenal do get 16 MILLION pounds for a world class left back, good business I say.!!
Ashley Cole is an amazing player, but he is the one player at the club we can replace without really trying. With the Cole-Pires-Henry left-hand triangle dead already due to RP7 leaving, Ash would have become merely a great left back rather than be remembered as the dynamic wing back that defences simply pissed themselves over at Arsenal in previous years.

In Gael Clichy we have someone who is not as good going forward but is a much better defender. In time, along with Flamini, we will benefit from selling Ashley. He's a Gooner, he's local, he's part of the INVINCIBLES, he's English, he'll ALWAYS be a legend but he's also a greedy fuck who has wanted to be with the Russian Pillagers for almost two years.

Whether he stays or goes has nothing to do with me, but remember that whilst we may benefit from a having a world class player in our ranks, he doesnt want to be here and for that, 16 million quid in Wengers hands seems like the bargain of the century!

With players like Yaya, Lilly, Appiah, Carrick, Vieira (pls no!) and Saviola presenting like dogs on heat, replacing the only replacable player in our squad is sound business.

Lets not forget that with the new stadium, we are a business more than ever before and along with the above transfers - like yesterday with the bow down to Kolo - I'd like to give even BIGGER worship to Big Phil. Philling (excuse the pun!) Tony Adams' number 6 shirt is a different kettle of fish to KT having Keowns number 5. Arsene has some faith in you boy! Fair fucking play.

When was the last time we had a 4, 5, and 6 in our squad? Was it when we destroyed United at Old TURD-ford in 2002?

Good, its about bloody time...

12 Comments:

At 3:08 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi man, im from Maine U.S. and love the site. Its not as regular as others but its got more thought than those that revamp news/summarise things I've already heard on news wires. good work! Cole for that money is good, but what I wouldnt give for a DMF! Yaya/Stephen/anoyone but song please!

keep it up


stig

 
At 12:56 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bit harsh on princess diana but agree with the cole stuff. i dont want him here but we cant let him go to chelsea either

 
At 12:55 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cashley is a disgrace, a shame, a unloyal person
Shame on you or as we say in Switzerland : Pfui


Swiss Gooner

 
At 6:29 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said mate. Cashley's becoming a bit of a chore and I think most gooners will be gettin just a lil bit tired of his bitching. I say sell the poof, get davies and buffon.

 
At 1:44 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's just take Chelski's cash and get rid of Ca$hley asap.

 
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